Read Book 'Black Box'

"Didn't you read this book, 'Black Box', in our previous flight? Haven't you ended it yet?", the woman asked her husband.

"Yes I did", answered the husband, "but everyone knows that the first thing the rescuers look for after a plane crash is the Black Box".

Fly to Boston Just a Minute

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"

The clerk said, "Just a minute..."

"Thank you," the man said and hung up.